amexicanwithamustache: motherstrickle: partybarackisinthehousetonight: do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
roguesquirrel: Xbox One is such a bad name. Should have gone with Xbox On
tardispectre: A Nice Game for Cute Children!: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de… michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST...
badkidsjokes: CAN YOU FART DO IT NOW
To Kill Batman
badkidsjokes: what do you use to kill batman robbin
badkidsjokes: What is Super Marios nickname ? I don`t know It is Stupid Mario.
Get A Date
badkidsjokes: how do you get a date? you kiss a egg
badkidsjokes: WHY WAS THE NINJA IN THE KITCHEN? YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Chalmers' Chumblr: squeakyfoam: squeakyfoam: ha... →
squeakyfoam: squeakyfoam: ha ha, let’s try that goofy pokemon fusion thing, this will be fu- ă̯̥̹͔ͣͫ̇͞ṅ̲̯͖̺͉̰̻͝ḍ̢ͥ͛̃ͭ͂̉̿ ͈͎̳̼̆̊̈́̊͑ͯḻ̜͇̗̇ͣ͒̉̂o͎̹ͧ̆̓,̟͚̬̓ͩ̎̀̄ͅ ̭̘ͤ̏̓I͓͕͎͍̖ͩ̌̋̌͑͂́ ̟̝͕̔́͋̽͝b͖̪̯͂ḙ̼͍͙̖͕ͭ̄ͦͫ̿c̊̏oͨ̓̎ͬ́͏̲ͅm̱ͮ̈è̀̓̋̊ͦ͟ ̟̪̣̳͍̊ͣ̂ͩͥt̵͕h̑̀ͩͧͥͦ͐ẹ̯̞̘̘͙…
when u make a joke and no one hears it
roguesquirrel: emmilions: 5 minutes ago me: “any games you wanted to reserve today? Call of duty, battlefield, last of us, Ellen page simulator 64” customer: “no I get all those games on steam” me: “.” I’ll have you know the steam edition of Ellen Page simulator fixes the framerate issues the n64 original had in the Juno level